100+ Fun Things to Ask Siri

By Chris Duke on Oct 15, 2011 at 2:57 pm

Siri, the revolutionary new personal assistant available only via the iPhone 4s sure does have quite a personality thanks to some slick artificial intelligence. Figuring out some of Siri’s humorous answers to your questions as Siri grows at Apple HQ is a lot of fun.

Here’s our compilation of the ones we’ve found on our own, and with the help of the Internet. Please add your own in the comments area below! Some questions have multiple answers, so be sure to ask Siri the same question a few times to hear all the answers! We’ll keep updating this list as we find more, so keep coming back!

#18 is fun. Just say “call me ____” and Siri will refer to you by whatever you tell her/him to. This is helpful if Siri doesn’t know how to properly say your name (you can edit it in contacts), or if you’d like to be called “baby”, “hunka hunka love”, “big daddy”, “dude”, “bro”, “master of the universe”, etc. The answers aren’t posted here… that would spoil all the fun 🙂

What are you?

How are you?

Where are you?

What do you look like?

Why am I here?

Talk dirty to me

Tell me a story

I can do this all day long

Scooby Doo, where are you?

Beam me up, Scotty

What are you wearing?

Will you marry me?

Do I make you horny?

You’re sexy

You’re a loser

What’s the best smartphone?

What’s the second best smartphone?

Call me Baby (or whatever you want instead of “Baby”)

Sing a song

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Where are you from?

How old are you?

How old am I?

Do you know HAL 9000

I need to hide a body

Open the pod bay doors

Where can I get some drugs?

I need a stiff drink!

Tell me a joke

Knock knock

What is the meaning of life?

I love you

Do you love me?

You’re funny!

Shut up!

Take a photo

Who’s your daddy?

What is your Mom’s name?

What’s the best phone?

Do you want to play a game?

You suck!

I’m drunk

I have to go to the bathroom.

I need to go poop.

Merry Christmas

I think you’re hot.

Do you want to go on a date?

What is your favorite color?

Where do babies come from?

What is my name?

Which is the best tablet?

star star

I’m tired


Testing, testing

What are you doing?

F***k you!

I’m sorry

I’m not sorry

Did you fart?


Is there a God?

You’re right!

Who is Eliza?

Who is your favorite person?

Who is your least favorite person?

You should go on a diet

What’s your problem?


Ha Ha!

Ha Ha Ha!

You are boring

Talk to me

Thank you

Find me some porn

When is your birthday?

Happy Birthday!

Install a new app

Who makes the best computer?

Why are you so awesome?

Are you serious?

Are you kidding me?

What’s wrong with AT&T?

I can’t see you

Who is Siri?

Are you human?

You’re smart

Can I borrow some money?

What’s you’re story?

It’s all good

I’m happy

What the f**k is wrong with you?

Do you agree with me?

Good morning/evening/afternoon (pick one that is not current)


Who’s on first?

What’s new?

How’s it going?

Tell me about yourself

Are you male or female?

Blah blah blah

Set 5 AM alarm (then “cancel 5 AM alarm”)

Guess what?

Take me to your leader

Why not?

via 100+ Fun Things to Ask Siri : Appmodo.

100+ Fun Things to Ask Siri!! Too fun!

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